Oh, god, not again. Now we’ve got this awful and unwanted inquest into the deaths of Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Fayed. No disrespect to the conspiracy theorists who disbelieve any official line on anything, but isn’t it now time for all concerned, the media, the Royal family, Mohammed Al Fayed, and particularly the general public, to let go?
It’s been ten long years since they tragically lost their lives, yet we are hearing even more re-heated arguments over how they died. It’s making our newspaper editors foam at the mouth like as if they’re suffering from mad cow disease (apologies to our farmers of course).
The Armchair pleads to all those who are interested in this non-story:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET’S MOVE ON FROM THIS…AND GET ON WITH MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAT NEED REAL ATTENTION.